My -isms:
- Wiping down the
entire truck every other night with Speed Shine or Crystal Mist
- Cleaning the windows after every outting (I hate having to look at pollen and dust as I drive)
- My gas cap has to be perfectly level so the words can be read from left to right (can somebody say 'You need therapy'?) I even snap the gas cap while turning it to the tune of Darth Vader's imperial march inside my head.
- The front passenger seat needs to be perfectly aligned with the driver's seat before I roll (if I'm the only one inside)
- Tonneau cover is always pulled over cargo area
- All headrests down
- All windows up
- Tires cleaned and white letters cleaned
- Valor exhaust tip buffed to a shine with carbon snot marks wiped off from bottom of exhaust
- Tire pressure check once a week at 34-35 psi and spare at 37 psi
- Wipe down the engine bay once a week
- Fluid check once a week
- Lube the zerks/drive shaft every other month* (edit)
I do all the above plus more multiplied by 2 since I have the other truck to do. I'm also obsessive compulsive and anal about stuff. Sh*t, it takes me ten minutes to leave the house because I check
everything before I walk out the door. That's a good idea with syncing the wheel caps. I think I will do that, not now though, I'm feeling a bit lazy.

I think I will start seeking professional therapy if I start to fold my laundry and underwear with a protractor and compass.