In case anyone is curious, here are some extra pics showing the angle on the front of column
Luckily, Cravenspeed is staying true to their word of being a non-corporate nightmare and have actually offered to look into custom designing something to work! Worst case, they said they'd be willing to take the original back, so I cannot complain one bit. They have a bunch of products for a plethora of other vehicles, so seriously, check them out and throw some dollars their way!
