12-30-2011, 04:47 PM
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How To Get Things Done, by being a Redneck (10 Easy Steps)
Step 1) Let your Dad drive your 4Runner and hit a tree, (Denting the Bumper)
2) Let Bumper look like crap for a year or so
3) Decide your going to fix it
4) Take Bumper off car.
5) Grab some blocks of wood and a Jack
6) Place your dent between two pieces of wood, and then put that on top of a jack.
7) Place this wonderfulness under your trailer hitch
8) Raise the Jack so your Runner is higher then your next door neighbor.
9) Lower Jack to see your bumper's dent is a hell of alot smaller
10) Put Bumper on, and grab a cold one. (Cold one = Cold soda obviously because I'm 15)
*These pictures do not do their justice, the after is way better then it looks*
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12-30-2011, 05:01 PM
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Flip the bumper over, use a longer board across the (laying same direction of bumper) and jack from the back of the dent. Using a towel on the face of the bumper to protect it. I bet you will get even that much smoother. Good Redneck engineering though.
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12-30-2011, 05:05 PM
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LOL dude you have no redneck cred if you live in Escondido and your other family car is a BMW 330i.
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12-30-2011, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by brianemc2_42
LOL dude you have no redneck cred if you live in Escondido and your other family car is a BMW 330i.
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x2.. I noticed San diego and only looked at background in first picture seeing he was in the hills. So thought maybe he was in Ramona.or Campo... but now that I look at the houses in the other picture and know he is from Escondido... yeah can't give you much Redneck credit. How about I write a letter to your teacher and get you some Creative Thinking skills credit instead.
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12-30-2011, 05:13 PM
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Come on down to Texas and ill show you some redneck crap, then ill take you to a local restraunt called redneck heaven.
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12-30-2011, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by brianemc2_42
LOL dude you have no redneck cred if you live in Escondido and your other family car is a BMW 330i.
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12-30-2011, 07:25 PM
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This is redneck............
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12-30-2011, 07:38 PM
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I don't get any credit at all? I mean I could have bought a new one or something.
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12-30-2011, 11:21 PM
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I don't get any credit at all? I mean I could have bought a new one or something.
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Is Camo your favorite color?
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12-30-2011, 11:46 PM
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Is Camo your favorite color?
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Don't know, can't see it. ;)
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12-30-2011, 11:49 PM
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This is redneck............
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hey thats my uncles Bill's lincoln !
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12-31-2011, 12:40 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Singtoe
I think removing a body to install a motor is the definition of a redneck.
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And then putting them back together and realizing the motor fits but nothing else does?
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12-31-2011, 01:50 AM
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I think Singtoe and other NC members will agree with me that there are an abundance of red necks here in the Tar Heel state; it is where the term is found in earliest print (in 1830s) in Singtoe's favorite town, Fayettenam, to describe the Presbyterian denomination.
I don't though see many rednecks driving 4runners though; the American made truck with 33s and 4wd with a three story antenna is the norm.
But some do have unique skills:
Carolina Camera: The Sling Shot Man - YouTube
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12-31-2011, 02:53 AM
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Haha, I love the Soshinoya badge on the back of that Lincoln. So JDM.
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