So I pretty much hate stickers. The only stickers I've ever put on any of my vehicles are the T4R.org ones that are on my 4runner right now. With that said, I've been tossing around the idea of having a simple, text only sticker made to go across the wind fairing on my roof rack. The problem is, I'm literally the world's most uncreative person, so I can't come up with any good ideas.

This is where I turn to you guys. What cool ideas for a sticker, that just contains words, can you come up with? Keep in mind that it has to be pretty short, as I have limited space to work with, and the letters have to be big enough to be legible from a distance, which pretty much limits whatever saying to one single line.

The only idea I've had so far is getting a sticker made that says "Mall Crawler" but that seems too simple, so suggest away! If there's enough good suggestions and I can't pick, I might just make a poll and have T4R decide my sticker fate.

Oh, and the only stipulation, the sticker saying can't have anything to do with spiders... I'm looking at you, @LittleCaesar .

Here's the vehicle in question, and you can see the wind fairing where the sticker would go:

how about a simple "toyota" ?

You just gotta shoot for something that offends the most groups of people in one statement, like this:

"Nuke The Gay Baby Whales For Jesus"

or "eat my dirt "

Write it backwards so people can read it in their rear view mirrors

"Suck My Prius"

If you want to show off your uncreativeness, just go with '4runner' or 'toyota' like morbidsanity said.

You could also do 'Kraze' or any other offline nickname or your 4R's nickname.

What about 'TRD' or 'TRD 4Runner'.

If you want to get really technicle, you can cut out the letters and then put the "stencil" of sorts over the LED light. That way when the light is on, it illuminates the word(s). They do this on third brake lights a lot.

Also, if you hate stickers, you might want to start calling it a decal before you put something on you don't like it and then regret it (you know, that whole pshycological thing)!

This doesn't necessarily comply with all of your criteria but it does the job. I'm aware of your posts concerning your anrachnophobia, but this technically isn't an arachnid being it only has seven legs and also seems quite non-threatening.

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"Just Add Dirt" ?
Or mud, or rocks.

"MOVE OVER" written backwards

If you or anyone else wants custom stickers, I have a cutter and I can make die cut stickers. I've made a lot of TRD, toyota devil horns, etc. pretty much anything you want. If you come up with an idea let me know and I can make it for you.

im all about that sticker bomb....

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" you Drive your hybrid. I need your gas" saw this on a modded nissan xterra and thought it was pretty funny.

Creepy Crawler.

Btw, very nice rig. How about skipping the 'sticker' and adding two more offorad lights to the bottom two making it four of them in row. I think that would look pretty cool.