I would buy the 4Runner featured here:
http://www.toyota-4runner.org/showth...d=1#post453921. Then I would have my friends take video of me red-lining the engine after draining out all the oil and coolant, shooting at it with a menagerie of small arms, and then lighting the interior on fire. Then I would send the video to the seller. Of course anybody on this forum would get parts that they needed off of it for free before I ruined the pos.