OMG I NEED THIS!
You wouldn't believe the story I have for you. Late last year I was out for a day trip with some members of the local 4Runner groups traveling a familiar trail called "China Dam Trail". The day was going great, not a cloud in the sky, temps in the 70's and out with some great people. Then as I was making a descent down a 3 foot drop off ledge...TERROR STRUCK!!! As I slowly depressed the brakes to allow my front passenger to slide off the ledge we dropped down and my energy drink jolted in the poorly designed stock cup holders. The can did a free fall from the drop, bouncing the bottom of the cup holder and ultimately splashing the liquid contents all over the cabin.
If that wasn't bad enough a moderate amount shot up into my right eye. With a literal knee jerk reaction I floored the accelerator, demanding my 4.7L V8 propel us forward in haste. With the entire rear of the vehicle still on the upper portion of the ledge we bobbed down like Santa in his sleigh taking off into the sky! What happened next, no one was ready for... a brigade of Jeepers was directly in front of us roughly 30ft down trail. The utter acceleration left us with no chance of stopping before ramming a XJ Cherokee forcing him down the side of the embankment in a succession of barrel rolls. The XJ finally came to rest on the passenger side in the bottom of the gulch.
At this point I didn't have words for what just happened. I slowly got out of my vehicle and walked towards to edge of the embankment to see. Suddenly I heard the creak of a door and saw the drivers side door of the XJ open slowly. I ran down to the bottom of the gulch to offer any aid I could and ensure the driver was alright. As I arrived at the vehicle and the driver emerged only to stare at me as if I was staring at death. Then the driver said to me only one thing... "