Well first welcome, your right not much flamming here unless it's in fun.
Anyway where to begin, Your going to need a paint job sometime right? 1-2K
Is it leaking tranny fluid and engine oil? If it's just oil driving it could spread the oil all over the place like that, not a bunch of leaks maybe just one. You would have to trace it a little better to find out.The way you said it was on top maybe it is a valve cover leaking but it could be lots of things.If you are going to have a shop find it and fix it it will cost more $.
The CV is easier to just replace the CV then to take it apart and replace the boot, who knows how many miles are on the CV, I just did my passenger side last week(torn boot) cost $65 with the core charge.Have a shop di it. $100-150
Sounds like it needs new tires. your looking at $500-600 for 4 or more if you want a new spare. Plus alignment.
You would need to see if the Headgaskets were done under the recall, call the dealer with the VIN.
Is this going to be your daily driver?
If so then routine maintenance will need to be done unless the P/O kept records.Tune up/timming belt etc.
well I hope this helps.......
Mike