Reading the replies has provided a boatload of laughs, much appreciated.
A little something about me...I'm a lazy bastard and was hoping that someone could enlighten me before I had to dirty my hands.
Looks like I'll be removing the whole frick-en reservoir since the collective brain trust...
We had a rare freeze and a pant load of snow in Portland and I was caught with a windshield fluid reservoir of pretty much straight h2o which of course froze and pushed the reservoir inlet/filler neck up about 4.5 inches, to the point where the hood barely latches. It actually pushed up the...