I'm glad you set the bar low, izzard, but I'm afraid I'm still underneath it.
My old bolt action .22, the .22 revolver I inherited from my father, and the 20ga my grandfather cut down for his daughters to shoot. I have a .308 Winchester I inherited from my grandfather waiting for me back in Oregon, and I had a 9mm Makarov but had to sell it some time back and haven't replaced it yet.