I personally like the 5 old-rusted out car lawn ornaments. They actually attract more of the like (one car, then two, then three) vs. those goose decoys. Maybe they are pro-hunters and don't have a place to store their decoys during the off season? Those things are big you know.
Actually I'd like to see somebody get creative with those plastic things and have a troll sitting on a deer trampling a goose.
Do they still put up those pink flamingos in Fl?
According to one study, 24% of lawns have some sort of lawn ornament in their yard.