View Poll Results: Sit or stand?
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Sit or stand?
Sitters Vs. Standers ? The Great Wipe Hope
I'm flabbergasted that this is even a thing. Do half of you really try to clean your butt standing up? Are you actually successful, or do you just walk around picking at an itchy butthole all day?
Inquiring minds want to know.
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Who cares?
What's really important is do you use something besides dry paper like a wet wipe after the paper? Now that's a question for the ages, imagine the progress since cave man!
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Another important ass-pect of this anal-ysis is this: Are u a buncher or a folder?
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I had a feeling that question was going to create a commotion.
For what it's worth, I had never heard of standing either until I read that article. Needless to say I was just as stunned as you.
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(very hard username to mention, I had to spellcheck 4 times) I'm a folder unless I'm in a big hurry or just in an overall reckless mood.
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It means 4runner.
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It means 4runner.
I figured so, still didn't know how to spell it.
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My bad...I clicked stand before reading thinking it was that other thread.
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Hmmm... KidV, you usually post very intelligent posts and you seem to be a very well rounded individual. This thread makes me wonder about you now. The fact that you would like to know how one wipes their ass kind of boggles my mind.
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My question is, how many of you wipe with the same hand you eat with...
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Since were on the subject of wiping... What do you do when there's only one ticket left? We've all been there. There's no one home to hand you another roll or there's just not another roll at all. Do you strip and take a shower? Do you do your best multi fold careful wipe and wish for the best? Here's the solution:
*this is not me. It's a video of someone who already knew of the simple solution.
Soap and water may be useful after this task.
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I'm right hand dominant. I wouldn't trust my left hand to handle either task. Once again, soap and water are my best friends sometimes.
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My question is, how many of you wipe with the same hand you eat with...
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"Here I sit, broken hearted,
Came to shit, but only farted"
(^this is the first time I've used this^)
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"Here I sit, broken hearted,
Came to shit, but only farted"
Better to have not trusted a fart than to trust one that you shouldn't have.
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Better to have not trusted a fart than to trust one that you shouldn't have.
What's the definition of 'surprise'?
A fart with a lump in it!
Btw, who are the 4 kooks who stand?
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