Originally Posted by KidVermicious

So I've got a set of tires up for sale locally. They're good tires, and I've listed them at a very good price. Three people have contacted me wanting to know what's my bottom dollar. They haven't asked to come look at the tires, they haven't asked any more questions about their condition, they haven't even made an offer. Just "what's your bottom dollar".

Listen here, you morons. If you want to bargain with me for my tires, that's great. Come over and have a look at them. See if you can point out any flaws that I might not have seen, do a little research and show me where similar tires are selling for less, maybe offer a little less than I'm asking and wave some cash under my nose, there's lots of things you can do that might get me to come down on my price. "What's your bottom dollar" is not one of them. I will not bargain with myself on behalf of you, you lazy slackjaw mouthbreather. Put a little effort into it or don't f@#$ing bother me.

/rant