As some have stated I am also inclined to carry a saw before an axe.
More specifically a Silky saw. More specifically still, a Silky Katanaboy 650 and a Silky Ultra Accel straight blade saw.
Unless you intend to cut things bigger than 10 or 12 inches the Katanaboy will blast through anything...
I was recently hit with photobucket's new "policy" that wrecked thousands of pics across many threads on many forums.
Naturally I told them to F right off and have been using imgur with pretty good success.
It only went on to prove how bad photobucket really was.
imgur is a whole lot simpler...