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Funniest One-Liners
"Yes she is my trophy wife. She finished in third place."
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11-08-2012, 01:57 PM
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Children are like mosquitoes--the minute they stop making noise, they are into something.
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Former owner of four Runners: three 2nd Gens and one 1st Gen. After a long layoff, I'm back in another hardcore crawler 2nd Gen.
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11-08-2012, 04:35 PM
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Real Name: BestGen on 4Runners.com, Tundras.com, & TacomaWorld
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I want to die in my sleep like grandpa, not crying and screaming like the ppl in his car.
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11-08-2012, 06:09 PM
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I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind you
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11-08-2012, 09:01 PM
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A blond walks into a bar, everyone else ducks
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11-09-2012, 12:41 AM
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All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble...
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Former owner of four Runners: three 2nd Gens and one 1st Gen. After a long layoff, I'm back in another hardcore crawler 2nd Gen.
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11-09-2012, 12:53 AM
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
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1999 T4R 217k 5spd, Leather, Locker, Sunroof.
2014 GMC Yukon XL 140k...the road trippin car.
2006 Dodge Ram 5.9 Cummins, 6spd my other toy.
1995 Honda Accord 375k, this was my baby. SOLD
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11-09-2012, 12:56 AM
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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Current Cars:
1999 T4R 217k 5spd, Leather, Locker, Sunroof.
2014 GMC Yukon XL 140k...the road trippin car.
2006 Dodge Ram 5.9 Cummins, 6spd my other toy.
1995 Honda Accord 375k, this was my baby. SOLD
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11-09-2012, 07:18 AM
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Why does lemon juice contain mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
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Former owner of four Runners: three 2nd Gens and one 1st Gen. After a long layoff, I'm back in another hardcore crawler 2nd Gen.
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11-09-2012, 09:11 AM
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No one is ever completely worthless, they can always serve as a bad example...
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11-09-2012, 09:34 AM
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They say your memory is the first thing to go, I forget what was second
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2013 Knight's Armor Pearl GX460 Premium "Grace"
2007 Nautical Blue Metalic SR5 4X4 V6 "Carl"
SOLD: 2008 Driftwood Pearl SR5 4X4 V6 "Dusty"
Dusty's Cargo Drawers
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11-09-2012, 10:32 AM
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I am the product of a mixed- race marriage; my father prefers the 100m and my mother is Pakistani.
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11-09-2012, 10:34 AM
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I'm a modern man; I even go about and buy tampons. But apparently they're not a "proper" present.
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11-09-2012, 10:41 AM
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Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
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11-09-2012, 01:14 PM
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Marriage is betting someone half your stuff that you will love them forever.
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