22% improvement in gas mileage

[Atlanta_man]

Here we go again, with a twist or two in the usual snake oil pitch.

Radio ads here in Atlanta for a new fuel line device that puts platinum fumes in the gasoline making it more powerful.

And backed by thousands of dollars in court case winnings and an endorsement by statements of a Federal Judge in some case they won.

No stores or website. Just call 1-800-LessGas

 

[SV_Dude]

I think I would rather buy the $60 chip. You'll get the best of both worlds, gas mileage and POWER!! So Gay

 

[broncosi]

Thank god there's an emoticon for sarcasm.

 

[ndcent]

I've been putting all my gas on my Obama Card?

 

[OzarkRunner]

I've found that replacing the stock blinker fluid with a 50/50 mixture of crushed lucky charms and rose petals has given me a 30+ MPG increase and a 25% HP increase at the rear wheels.

Sorry, couldn't resist; it's been one of those days.

 

[Atlanta_man]

I hear the Lucas oil guys are coming out with an additive that really improves blinker fluid.

 

[SV_Dude]

I hear the Lucas oil guys are coming out with an additive that really improves blinker fluid.

Is that supposed to stop the leaking blinkers or make them blink brighter?



:nicethread:

 

[Atlanta_man]

Cuts down internal friction, letting them blink faster.
Amsoil and Royal Purple are working on a long life version.

 

[BucknutBob]

That's the secret behind HID lights, too--problem is, the fluid is REALLY expensive.