1engineer
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Here you go guys, what you have been waiting for! Now the thousands of you (maybe 20 but why let facts get in the way of a good story) who change their own oil because of the dealer horror stories now have a place to post those terrible tales! Make sure it is a story involving a 5th Gen 4Runner though. I am anxiously waiting for at least 100 pages of terrible tales! Here, I'll start:
Several weeks ago I took my 4Runner into my local dealer for an oil change. It took 45 minutes! Can you believe that? I was forced to either wait in an air conditioned room with a lousy 50" flat screen playing ESPN or roam the lot looking at all the cool Tacomas, Tundras and even a few Land Cruisers! Oh the agony!
Well, I got the truck back and immediately checked under the hood for any nefarious dastardly deeds those untrained, uneducated fools who call themselves "Toyota Techs" to see what damage they caused THIS time! As much bashing that I read about I wonder how this dealer even stays in business! Man, they must screw up all the time! Low and behold, they wiped off my engine cover! The nerve! Well I immediately checked the oil as there is no way they could have changed it in 45 minutes! Hmmm, can't hardly see the oil on the dipstick but the sheen goes up to the full line. Dirty bastards... Next I did a quick check underneath, knowing I would find oil dripping from every crack and crevasse! Nothing. I felt for sure the skid plates would be either missing or held on with wire after they stripped out the threads. Oh well, they were fine too! I didn't find anything this time you dirty, rotten, no good Toyota Techs but just wait until next time! I will be back with a vengeance!
Several weeks ago I took my 4Runner into my local dealer for an oil change. It took 45 minutes! Can you believe that? I was forced to either wait in an air conditioned room with a lousy 50" flat screen playing ESPN or roam the lot looking at all the cool Tacomas, Tundras and even a few Land Cruisers! Oh the agony!
Well, I got the truck back and immediately checked under the hood for any nefarious dastardly deeds those untrained, uneducated fools who call themselves "Toyota Techs" to see what damage they caused THIS time! As much bashing that I read about I wonder how this dealer even stays in business! Man, they must screw up all the time! Low and behold, they wiped off my engine cover! The nerve! Well I immediately checked the oil as there is no way they could have changed it in 45 minutes! Hmmm, can't hardly see the oil on the dipstick but the sheen goes up to the full line. Dirty bastards... Next I did a quick check underneath, knowing I would find oil dripping from every crack and crevasse! Nothing. I felt for sure the skid plates would be either missing or held on with wire after they stripped out the threads. Oh well, they were fine too! I didn't find anything this time you dirty, rotten, no good Toyota Techs but just wait until next time! I will be back with a vengeance!