"Dumber than a ..."

[KidVermicious]

... box of rocks.

... bag of hammers.

... pair of snake mittens.



Let's hear some more.

 

[wallytoo]

...........fence post

 

[ndcent]

Trump voter.

 

[wallytoo]

how original.

 

[wadle5]

Trump voter.

Wrong thread.

Geez you really are dumber than a.......door knob(see how I stayed on topic)

 

[ndcent]

People who take the Internet too seriously.

 

[turbo8]

An undecided voter.

 

[CAMELPRO]

...box of burnt hair.

 

[2014 Warthog]

Heard in the wild by a Tennesee native:
"... dang coal bucket"

 

[LittleCaesar]

a blonde who saw the sign "Disneyland Left" and turned around.

 

[Panman]

... a salt shaker.
... a can of paint.

 

[giovannie23]

A jeep owner

 

[Krayziekid]

Tougher than a set of snow tires, but dumber than an inbred donkey...

 

[ndcent]

Parent new to Facebook.

 

[ThorInc]

Trump voter.

LMAO, I just read this; he will say everything you want to hear, so yeah. :thumb3:

 

[BioHAzard050]

Rusty potato.

I got that gem working retail. Hah

 

[KidVermicious]

Found a new one today, "sharp as a bag of wet mice".

 

[Ol'Blue]

Two boys ****ing in a wool sock....

As a football bat.....

 

[Buxom]

Dumber than a bag of dildoes.

 

[TorqueOfTheDevil]

..."as watching bunch of retards trying to F.... a doorknob..."