Get a job at McDonalds and do something to get yourself fired on the first day (non felony). Once you do that, you can draw unemployment and make a feable attempt at trying to find a job all the while collecting a fat check from US taxpayer. You will then have benefits and ect. too. Just make sure that you don't ever find a new job because you will make far less and the benefits will not be as good. You won't have to worry about ever getting your ass out of bed or working during the week.
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