Not being too critical of a fellow automotive enthusiast and I have to admit, I've committed more than my fair share of dumbassery behind the wheel in years past but...this struck me as pretty damn funny.
Was surfing local Craiglist postings last night, 4Runners, Jeeps, roadsters, classics...something I do, seein' if anything captures my interest and I run across this one. New high-dollar, high-power hot rod, ~1800 miles and BAM!...having too much fun I presume. Now...can't stand havin' it sittin' in the garage and payin' insurance and a loan while he rides out what I presume is a loss of license. What a drag...I feel for the guy.
2016 Dodge Challenger Hellcat with an AUTOMATIC transmission. The automatics are quicker and faster than the 6 speed cars and you paid more for this option. Pristine condition comes with a $3,500 extended warranty with zero deductible. Non smoker, only been washed a few times, garaged, never driven in the rain, no damage and 100% original, no modifications, AUTOMATIC !!!!,clean CarFax. purchased at SW Chrysler in Littleton. Serious buyers only !! NO TRADES I have it financed but don't owe that much through Chase Bank. NO TRADES & no test drives there is nothing wrong with this car I'm selling because I got a 17 point ticket. B-5 blue loaded.
1800 miles. ONLY AUTOMATIC ON CRAIGS LIST !!!! The automatics are much safer and easier to handle with 707 horse power, something to think about !!!
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Was surfing local Craiglist postings last night, 4Runners, Jeeps, roadsters, classics...something I do, seein' if anything captures my interest and I run across this one. New high-dollar, high-power hot rod, ~1800 miles and BAM!...having too much fun I presume. Now...can't stand havin' it sittin' in the garage and payin' insurance and a loan while he rides out what I presume is a loss of license. What a drag...I feel for the guy.
2016 Dodge Challenger Hellcat with an AUTOMATIC transmission. The automatics are quicker and faster than the 6 speed cars and you paid more for this option. Pristine condition comes with a $3,500 extended warranty with zero deductible. Non smoker, only been washed a few times, garaged, never driven in the rain, no damage and 100% original, no modifications, AUTOMATIC !!!!,clean CarFax. purchased at SW Chrysler in Littleton. Serious buyers only !! NO TRADES I have it financed but don't owe that much through Chase Bank. NO TRADES & no test drives there is nothing wrong with this car I'm selling because I got a 17 point ticket. B-5 blue loaded.
1800 miles. ONLY AUTOMATIC ON CRAIGS LIST !!!! The automatics are much safer and easier to handle with 707 horse power, something to think about !!!
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