Funniest One-Liners

[NWA_Dave]

Life is a sexually transmitted, terminal disease.

 

[Mytoy4]

I don't have a bucket list but my fuket list is a mile long

 

[Quatre Coureur]

Don't sweat the petty stuff, just pet the sweatty stuff!

 

[dougiefreshmx]

There are three types of people in this world, ones that are good at math and ones that aren't...