a few more tips
This is how to avoid speeding tickets...
-Look ahead for bears and Evel Knievals in the median/side of the road and pay attention to other drivers behavior..brake lights, etc..
-Watch out for a fox in the hen house creepin up on you from behind
-Stay out of the left hand lane and use it only to pass
-Use common sense and don't drive like an idiot/jerk...tailgating, excessive lane changes, insane speed, etc..
-Watch out for the bear in the air or a flying donut...pay attention to lines on the highway that they time you between
-If you come across a taco stand, remember the location cuz it just might be there again next month
-Slow down around chicken coops.
-get a CB cuz truckers like to broadcast where the Kojak with the kodak is
-I'm very cautious with speed on back roads cuz the County Mounties are sneaky and they like to hand out tickets vs giving you just a warning
Watch for brake lights ahead.
Avoid excessive lane changes.
Run your turn signal extra long, so it looks like it took you longer than it actually did to change lanes.
Don't cut anyone off, don't tailgate, drive nice and predictably.
When you change lanes, use the opportunity to check your six.
At the end of a long straightaway, as you enter the turn, check your six.
At the top of long, straight hills, check your six.
Tilt your passenger mirror excessively far to the right, so you can check on ramps for cops. By the time you see them, they see you, but if they don't know you see them and you slow down, they may think your speeding was only temporary and leave you alone.
Don't let cops see you react when you first notice them. Don't jerk, don't brake immediately, and certainly don't reach behind your seat or do anything which make it look like you're concealing your beer.
Don't make eye contact with cops or even wave to them. Stay invisible. Cops know that drunk people are more friendly, so even if you're sober, they're still more likely to pull you over.
Let faster drivers pass you; let them get the ticket.
Go fast! If a cop is on the opposite side of the road, or even sitting on your side on the shoulder, and you're doing 85+, they're going to have to go well over 100mph to catch up. Experienced cops don't like going that fast, because they know more cops die in accidents than any other way. Of course if you get a young cop in a pursuit vehicle, you're screwed.
Old school radar doesn't work in the rain or fog. IDK about laser.
Bears in the Air don't usually fly in bad weather or at night.
Cops are humans, and like some humans, they don't like to get out in the rain, so are less likely to pull you over. So the best time to speed is on a rainy night, lol.
Keep your vehicle generic, so the local cops don't recognize you as that guy that's always going fast.
No bumper stickers! Some cops do pull you over based upon political affiliation.
Keep the exterior of your car legal, don't give them an excuse to go fishing. Things in Ca like no front license plate or heavily tinted windows can ruin your day.
Have your paperwork in order and easy to reach. Keep your hands on the steering wheel, turn off your stereo, and roll down the passenger side window so the cop can see you.
Don't tell the cop you're a fire fighter. Just hang your shirt in backseat, semi-visible, and he/she may cut you a break. But most hate when you ask for it.
Don't put firefighter stickers on your car; chicks dig it, but cops may not.
Move to California, where speed cameras are illegal.
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