Lots of hilarious responses here and as a TuRD driver myself, I love when people get so butthurt. Unfortunately, a lot of the stereotypes exist for a reason.
I fell in love with the original press release for the inferno TRDP, and had wanted a 4Runner since before I could drive. When I had the chance to get one (for slightly below MSRP after much negotiation) I just had to do it and I couldn't be happier with the decision. If I had a second choice I'd be in a nautical blue trail. The first post had me dead on, I used to own a (tastefully I think) modified STI and a modified 95 YJ.
I personally judge other 4Runners not so much by the trim, but by the tires and how clean or unclean it is. In other words if it looks like it really gets used. As for beer I will pour anything down my gullet, but I usually prefer the ones that look like motor oil and have an ABV closer to wine than beer. One thing I do miss about not living in Michigan anymore though is that my all time favorite, Molson, is nowhere to be found :canada: