To the ASSH*LE who stole my windshield wipers in the middle of the night...

StreetCreeper

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...thanks dude! You saved me like 90 seconds this morning when I walked out the door to install the new wipers I bought last night.

Sometimes shit just works out
 
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They stole your wipers? Now I had a cousin who dabble heavily in the Creeper recreational pastime and got his windshield bashed in by an angry buyer once.
 
...thanks dude! You saved me like 90 seconds this morning when I walked out the door to install the new wipers I bought last night.

Sometimes shit just works out

I would still want to catch the guy and chop off his hands. Nothing worse than people steeling your stuff
 
At least the perpetrator was no match for the Dark Side.
 

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Dude, they're still there, you were just too stoned to see them. :frisky:
He'll realize when it rains he accidentally put his new wipers on his old wipers... now who's the assh*le that double wraps it?! Haha

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I'm just hoping this guy doesn't realize that I put new wipers on — lest he return for those too!

Swear I'll break one finger for every wiper if I catch him

Go buy a few razor blades. Cut to desired depth. Glue them to the mounting bracket. And... Don't forget that they are there.:eek:

Thieves effing suck. I have gotten a few shipped items stolen off my front porch. One of the packages was some powerful white dust insecticide. I hoped they tried to sniff it.
 
Holy Crap Brother!! Where the heck do you live? I'm trying to figure out if I blew a head gasket or not, and I still think I'm in better shape overall than you. LOL....WTF??...steals your wipers?
 
Maybe I'm looking at this all wrong, but it sounds to me like he performed a service for you since you needed them removed anyways and you owe the man some green backs or a small bowl of green if you get my drift :naughty:
 
I'll be interested to see if the new ones are still there. I've heard stories of people having things stolen like that, or a battery and then it is stolen a few days later again. The folks that steal them know you're going to replace it and so they come back for the new parts once you have.
 
Now you know they are going to steal dumb stuff so change your flashlights to flesh lights and cover your new wipers in marine grease to mess up their wipers when they steal them again.
 
The most likely scenario is that you were so stoned last night that you dont remember removing them because you got a sudden case of the munchies and then passed out after eating. :lol: Then awoke this morning to find *Gasp* someone stole your windshield wipers......
 
Believe it or not this has happened to me twice in Seattle. Once someone stole the blade(rubber and metal piece) of my rear window wiper. The second time someone broke in to my car and stole some stuff including one of the two new wiper blades I had in the back. Just one. I found it a few blocks away. Unfortunately I did not find my ping pong paddles or CD's. Id like to know what this crackhead planned on doing with 1 wiper blade, 2 ping pong paddles, and a bunch of old CD's. Can you even sell CD's to a pawn shop these days?
 
Leaving a thank you note can't hurt.. but seriously maybe a dash cam would do you justice. I just hard wired a Rexing V1 behind my mirror for 24/7 loop. Great security cam for the direction you park or fun playback for trail rides. Just my .02..
 

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