Vampires a Mathematical Impossibility, Scientist Says

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By Sara Goudarzi, LiveScience Staff Writer
posted: 11 January 2008 02:45 pm ET

A researcher has come up with some simple math that sucks the life out of the vampire myth, proving that these highly popular creatures can't exist.

University of Central Florida physics professor Costas Efthimiou's work debunks pseudoscientific ideas, such as vampires and zombies, in an attempt to enhance public literacy. Not only does the public believe in such topics, but the percentages are at dangerously high level, Efthimiou told LiveScience.

Legend has it that vampires feed on human blood and once bitten a person turns into a vampire and starts feasting on the blood of others.

Efthimiou's debunking logic: On Jan 1, 1600, the human population was 536,870,911. If the first vampire came into existence that day and bit one person a month, there would have been two vampires by Feb. 1, 1600. A month later there would have been four, and so on. In just two-and-a-half years the original human population would all have become vampires with nobody left to feed on.

If mortality rates were taken into consideration, the population would disappear much faster. Even an unrealistically high reproduction rate couldn't counteract this effect.

"In the long run, humans cannot survive under these conditions, even if our population were doubling each month," Efthimiou said. "And doubling is clearly way beyond the human capacity of reproduction."

So whatever you think you see prowling around on Oct. 31, it most certainly won't turn you into a vampire.
 
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That's fine and all but that still doesn't explain the tooth fairy, easter bunny, horny yard gnomes and most importantly - eskimos. Eskimos scare the shat out of me. :cry:
 
What about all the vampires that got spikes through the heart and were destroyed? What about the vampires who were chased off repeatedly by crosses and garlic and never got to bite anyone? What about the vampires who who were killed by lichens? What about the ones who didn't succumb to the urge to bite humans? What about the ones...

I think his math is off. :D
 
There were times that vampires upgraded their skills.. They were robbing blood banks! there they can choose the blood type, viscosity...age etc. :) :)
 
shuly said:
I wonder how much federal taxpayer money paid for that study...:confused:

He's trying to "enhance public literacy". Trust me, I doubt his little estimate took much money at all, he's just trying to get people to read interesting things.
 

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