What a Dream Woman Would Say

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1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.

2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

3. Shouldn't you be off-roading with your buddies?

4. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

5. You're so sexy when you're hungover.

6. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

7. Let's subscribe to Hustler.

8. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

9. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.

10. I'll be outside painting the house.

11. I love it when you work on your 4runner on Saturday's, I just wish you had time to do it on Sunday too.

12. Honey, our new neighbor is sunbathing topless again, come see!

13. I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again?

14. No, No, I'll take the 4runner to have the oil changed.

15. Your mother is way better than mine.

16. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself T4R.ORG sticker.

17. I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year. You go off-roading with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.

18. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a rack of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!

19. No, not the mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!

20. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that 4runner modded out to the max.

21. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.

22. Damn, if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!

23. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head.
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You're getting married soon aren't you? Either you are in denial of what is about to happen to you and your life (actually the lack there of, once she gets that nose ring in you) or you've met and are marrying your dream girl! Enjoy what little freedom you have left while you still can.
 
Before you marry the girl. Put a penny in a piggy bank every time you have sex with her. Then after you get married take out a penny every time you have sex with her. Twenty years later you will still have pennies in that piggy bank. Oh one more thing. That kinky freaky stuff you get now that excites you so much that you get dizzy and need to remember to breathe. Well after you marry her it all ends. Sorry my friend but it is all down hill from there. Then after she has a kid, well that will never be the same again either if you know what I mean. Remember how she always smelled so nice, makeup done up, nails done. Well just remember it. It is not too late to run, and no married man will ever call you a coward. Run while you still can! At least you will have your manhood, before she takes that too.
 

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