-supercharged 600 hp, 700 torque, 5l v8 with full time 4wd
-t-case with two low range gears
-live axle, 3 locking diffs
-ejector seat
-kate beckingsale to sit in my lap while i drive
-10 rifle integrated rack/safe
-driver and passenger quick holster mounted in footwell
-long travel kit with remote swaybar discos
-active camouflage
-reactive and depleted uranium armor
-caltrops
-foam filled tires for high speed run-flat capability
-party mode that deploys a stripper pole and body glitter dispenser from the liftgate :rofl:
-leather seats made from whale foreskin (it's a real thing, look it up)
-mood lighting
-horn that plays "back in black" or "sweet home alabama" with a flip of the switch :rockon:
-emp pulse generator to knock out hybrids in the left lane
-25,000 msrp