Dear Current US President, Senate and Congress:
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> > I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I
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> > would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border
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> > from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know
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> > you can help with this.
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> > I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration
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> > quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do
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> > here.
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> > So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on
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> > my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
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> > 1. Free medical care for my entire family.
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> > 2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need,
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> > whether I use them or not.
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> > 3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
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> > 4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
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> > 5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
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> > 6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag
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> > pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
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> > 7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
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> > 8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access
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> > to government services.
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> > 9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to
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> > learn local traffic laws.
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> > 10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from
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> > Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak
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> > English.
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> > 11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my
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> > car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any
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> > complaints or negative comments from the locals.
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> > 12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and
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> > don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
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> > 13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and
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> > never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on
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> > the economy.
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> > I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for
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> > all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox
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> > won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
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> > Thank you so much for your kind help.
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> > Sincerely, US Citizen & Taxpayer

haha great, im going to print it off multiple times to show my buddies. We have a mexican consolate(i think thats what its called?) down the street from us, and lately thats been packed everyday.

Im kind of curious how much longer the protests are going to continue.

that's awesome.

i thnk i might do that!

Thank's Chris , I was just about relaxed enough to go to bed but I am once again pissed off and all worked up.

Great write up !!!

You know I love the USA, and I think "W" does an ok job. Yes there are thing's that I would like to see done different , but being a president is never a job of being a people pleaser to everyone,no matter who's in office, but this shit just pisses me off !! When the hell are we going to get a govt. that has AMERICAN'S listed as the top priority !!!