A blond, a Ford truck and a matress...

[GrantK]

Sounds like the start of a joke, but the truth is even better (possibly the best blond story ever!).

A blonde woman ran over a mattress on the highway, and decided not to worry -- and kept on driving...

It caught on the undercarriage of her Ford...

The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough to tear a hole in the fuel tank...

The Subsequent Lack Of Fuel Is What Finally Brought Her Vehicle To Its Knees...

She Had Still Managed To Drive 30 More Miles With A 60-Pound Tangle of Stuff Wrapped Around Her Drive Shaft...

She Had it Towed To Her Ford Dealership And Complained That The Vehicle Had A "Sort Of Shimmy" When She Was Driving At High Speeds...

Below Are The Photos Of What They Found At Her Ford Dealership...

The Last Photo Is By Far The Best...

"Sort Of A Shimmy" -- I'll Bet It Did!...
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[kkz]

That last picture is great. Looks like they're gathering for a group facepalm.

I'd assume that much crap spinning under there would make a hell of a lot of noise, how did she not notice that?

 

[BucknutBob]

I'd assume that much crap spinning under there would make a hell of a lot of noise, how did she not notice that?

The great whooshing of air between her ears?

 

[04rnr]

I wonder how old this story is, Ive seen this pic years ago, still funny

 

[huntertibbs]

Haha awesome, that's a heck of a balance issue

 

[Brian757]

Oh, oh no, thats driveshaft insulation. All Fords have this, right?

Heavy sarcasm present.

 

[Jeff Kleb]

Blonde Woman


This is a true story told to me by a parts manager at a Ford dealership.

A woman (probably blonde) was looking to buy a "710" cap for her F-Series truck. Nobody at the parts counter knew what it was, but the lady said she could point it out on a similar truck that might happen to be in the showroom or in the service area.

Two of the guys from the parts department walked out to a truck of similar vintage that was having some maintenance work done. They opened the hood of the F-Series that was in for service and she pointe right to it. The "710" cap was right there in plain sight - black with yellow writing. Of course, it was not upside-down and said "OIL" on it.

:dance::clap2:

Let's hear it for blondes!!

 

[Thai]

BUT, is her drivershaft clunk gone?

 

[Kung]

I must be the only one who's MORE impressed with Fords now.

I mean, holy CRAP! And the thing could still MOVE?! ANY vehicle that could drive with *THAT* attached has my respect. LOL

 

[blizz86]

Lol. Funnyish story...

I get that its a funny stereotype that blondes are dumb.. but do you guys actually know that many dumb blondes? Most i've met have been pretty smart.. and hot.. i have a soft spot :hungry:

 

[mikebontoft]

^^ my...mom.yeah.


holy crap lol

 

[zstampe]

Most i've met have been pretty smart.. and hot.. i have a soft spot :hungry:

^^ my...mom.yeah.


holy crap lol

Your mom's hot? Pics.....

 

[blizz86]

Your mom's hot? Pics.....

Just let me be the judge of that :zoom:

 

[HHIRunner]

^^ my...mom.yeah.


holy crap lol

Need pics for proof

 

[mikebontoft]

No, no... just the first part. lol

 

[blizz86]

No, no... just the first part. lol

You calling your mom ugly? I think you're being bashful :madgrin:

 

[mikebontoft]

I moist certainly did not.

 

[zstampe]

I moist certainly did not.

Who's moist?

 

[eddiebx]

[MENTION=13878]GrantK[/MENTION], where do you find this hilarious stuff man?? I still remember that bubbled tire sidewall you posted a while ago :lmao:

 

[GrantK]

[MENTION=13878]GrantK[/MENTION], where do you find this hilarious stuff man?? I still remember that bubbled tire sidewall you posted a while ago :lmao:

Most are sent to me by friends, this came from the owner of the company I work for.