Progress!! i.e. Zero sum game
The re-balance job on my original DS has as expected yielded no results what-so-ever. Hopefully I can get a refund for my now unbalanced shaft.
So I picked up a spare driveshaft at the junkyard off of a 2000 SR5 4WD, mileage unknown, shaft was completely OEM-unmessed around with (factory square balance weights). Front double cardan felt fine, rear u joint felt okay but has a small bit of looser movement near center in one of the axis. Plunked down my $23 and headed home. Greased 'er up and bolted it on.
Wow, how fantastic it is to drive down the highway without that constant buzzing drone of an unbalanced driveshaft. However, the worn u joint is definitely felt, applying a decent amount of gas to accelerate say from 65-75 in top gear yields the same old lower frequency wobble, I think my original shaft with the new u joint (and poor balance) no longer had this behavior.
So in sum, I'm back to where I started but a bit smarter. Will report back once I have a new u joint installed in my junkyard driveshaft....and no more goddamn balancing!
My conclusions (to be verified once I install a new u joint in my new junkyard shaft):
If your highway vibrations are a constant high frequency 'hum' or 'buzz,' your driveshaft needs balancing (or you have some gnarly tires :thumb3
If your highway vibrations are intermittent, felt in the seat of your pants, and happen particularly when load is applied, then it is probably a u joint, or you should look into unloading some grease from slip joints.
If the vibration is mostly felt from one particular corner of the car, or is felt in the steering wheel, and happens consistently at a particular speed/range (ex: always starts at 70 mph), then chances are you need the wheels balanced, PROPERLY.
Finally, worn suspension components and steering racks/bushings will make any of the above more pronounced and or/intermittent.