Clever Jokes

[1engineer]

No easy peasy 1st grade level jokes please. I'll start:

What do you get when you pour root beer into a square glass?
Beer.

 

[1engineer]

...another:
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar. Batman follows.

 

[hearno]

...another:
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar. Batman follows.

sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium



BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!



Two men walk into a bar. One orders an H2O, the other orders an H2Otoo. The second man dies. LOLS.

 

[1engineer]

sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium



BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!



Two men walk into a bar. One orders an H2O, the other orders an H2Otoo. The second man dies. LOLS.

NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa Batman!

 

[hearno]

I told those at work the other day... people looked at me like I was slow. One other person got them. Sad face for America.

 

[cbielat]

No easy peasy 1st grade level jokes please. I'll start:

What do you get when you pour root beer into a square glass?
Beer.

The square "Root"?

 

[CookieRoe]

Saw this one the other day:

There's a band called 1023MB, they haven't gotten any gigs yet...............

:drum:

 

[1engineer]

The square "Root"?

"root" and "square" cancel each other which leaves you with beer in a glass...

 

[CookieRoe]

found these, I liked them.

A biologist, a chemist and statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a a deer and misses 5ft to the left, the chemist takes a shot and misses 5ft to the right, the statistician yells, " WE GOT 'EM!"

:becky:


The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

:drum:

Lots of good ones out there....................

 

[NOVA46]

Oh chemistry!

What do you call a Benzene ring with Iron ligands?




......a ferrous wheel!

 

[02SE]

What do you do with a Chemist when he dies?


Barium.

 

[MtnT4R]

Two peanuts walk into a bar, one was a salted.

 

[ndcent]

What do a nine volt battery and your girlfriends butthole have in common?

You know it's wrong but sooner or later you're gonna lick it.

lol...sorry I don't have smarterer ones.

 

[cbielat]

"root" and "square" cancel each other which leaves you with beer in a glass...

Clearly I'm no math whizz.

 

[1engineer]

Clearly I'm no math whizz.

Man some of the people I am around make me feel like I don't understand 2+2 lol. My son is one of them.

 

[Logan714]

Why didn't the pirate shower before he walked the plank?


He would wash up on shore.

My nephew told me that one and it killed me.

 

[Clone of the Mean]

Hear the one about the deaf guy and the queer?

 

[jonesmw10]

The other night, I had the weirdest dream... I had a dream that I was a muffler.......








I woke up exhausted.

 

[Quatre Coureur]

What's the difference between a circus and a strip joint?

The circus is a cunning bunch of stunts! :whip2:

 

[hearno]

What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea?



One shucks between fits.................................. HA!