LandCruiser
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Was driving on a road trip to Ft. Collins yesterday when I received a call from Washington DC.
I normally hang up on calls from numbers I don't recognize, but I have worked for the Feds for a few years and sometimes get random calls from our juggernaut of departments.
Yesterday's call was from Treasury Agent "Kevin Jackson" who despite having a very American name spoke with a heavy accent--kind of like the all-American names on tech support these days.
"Kevin" was calling me to tell me that a "Federal Arrest Warrant" was issued in my name because of tax fraud over the past two years--I have a professional accountant and tax lawyer do my taxes, so I tried not to laugh at this.
I, incredulously, asked "Kevin" what laws I had broken, Kevin replied "The US Constitution and Department of Treasure[sic] statures[sic]."
I then asked "Kevin" what my mailing address was. He responded that I was living in Gaines-vi-lay (Gainesville). A Federal agent cannot pronounce a city name present in several states, and very American? Oh my...
Very concerned at this point, I asked "Kevin" what I could do. He responded that if I pay my fines, we can come to some resolution.
I asked him how the Federal Government didn't send me a certified letter about my alleged "tax crimes against the US Constitution." He replied that they don't have my address, which is odd, because as a former Federal employee, the Government knows EXACTLY where I live, and I have been receiving my W-2's for vacation payouts and TSP for the last year.
Kevin seemed very flustered and asked me that do I not know what a "Federal Arrest Warrant means?" I asked him why is the Treasury Dept calling me from DC and not from an IRS field office?
He replied "I never said I'm calling from DC."
At this point I figured he had realized that I was wasting his time and not getting anywhere. I told him that he'd be hearing from my tax attorney and accountant.
"Kevin" never called me back.
I normally hang up on calls from numbers I don't recognize, but I have worked for the Feds for a few years and sometimes get random calls from our juggernaut of departments.
Yesterday's call was from Treasury Agent "Kevin Jackson" who despite having a very American name spoke with a heavy accent--kind of like the all-American names on tech support these days.
"Kevin" was calling me to tell me that a "Federal Arrest Warrant" was issued in my name because of tax fraud over the past two years--I have a professional accountant and tax lawyer do my taxes, so I tried not to laugh at this.
I, incredulously, asked "Kevin" what laws I had broken, Kevin replied "The US Constitution and Department of Treasure[sic] statures[sic]."
I then asked "Kevin" what my mailing address was. He responded that I was living in Gaines-vi-lay (Gainesville). A Federal agent cannot pronounce a city name present in several states, and very American? Oh my...
Very concerned at this point, I asked "Kevin" what I could do. He responded that if I pay my fines, we can come to some resolution.
I asked him how the Federal Government didn't send me a certified letter about my alleged "tax crimes against the US Constitution." He replied that they don't have my address, which is odd, because as a former Federal employee, the Government knows EXACTLY where I live, and I have been receiving my W-2's for vacation payouts and TSP for the last year.
Kevin seemed very flustered and asked me that do I not know what a "Federal Arrest Warrant means?" I asked him why is the Treasury Dept calling me from DC and not from an IRS field office?
He replied "I never said I'm calling from DC."
At this point I figured he had realized that I was wasting his time and not getting anywhere. I told him that he'd be hearing from my tax attorney and accountant.
"Kevin" never called me back.
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