Do this to your girlfriend

[Iman74]

This is the ultimate response to a Dear John letter.
You gotta love a guy like this.
Humor in the face of defeat.
A Marine was deployed in Iraq. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him, and she wanted pictures of herself returned. So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all of the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with and without clothing) to his former girlfriend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

Rgds to all
Jason

 

[Luxury]

Nice. She deserved what she got.

 

[kglueck]

:lmao:
:bowdown: :bowdown:

that's AWESOME!

 

[chiefiji]

lol, so clever.

 

[haro]

THAT WAS GOOD

 

[Border411]

Even my wife was laughing her @ss off!

 

[Thai]

Such beautiful poetry....

 

[darktiger]

That is awesome...

 

[MryCzx]

im pretty sure thats a line out of a joke... ive heard it before.

 

[Iman74]

Whether it is or isn't, it's brilliant.

 

[olliebear]

hard to believe a Marine

could think of such a witty response.....but that's understandable coming from an Army man.

What do you call a Marine who can read and write? The Commandant.

What is Uh Uh Uh (pointing upwards in the sky)? Marine talk for helicopter.

Why does the US Navy keep Marines on board? SO they have someone to dance with.

Why do Marine generals have a little bar across their stars? To keep them from losing them.