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I once peed on a campfire to extinguish it. Read it on a forum.

Means a DIY fireman can be just as good, if not better, than a paid professional.

I've also put out a mountain of cigarettes from my younger years.

Special tools/equipment/training/knowledge are overrated, obviously.

Happy President's day!
 
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Come out, come out, wherever you are!
 
Don't give LEO's a reason...

...to pull you over.

I've had more than one conversation with LEO's who will pull you over based upon the stickers you're displaying. A BLM officer told me he's more likely to pull over someone sporting Sierra Club stickers, "because they should've known better," when it comes to back country laws. The local CHP captain was less likely to pull over people with Marine Corp stickers. I met another LEO who hated light bars.

I like to stay as anonymous as possible on the road, although the more I mod it the more difficult that is becoming.
 
Sooo many people are in need of a hero... Where is he when they call??

LENS them your wealth of knowledge. Being equal to (and often better than) other credentialized field agents this should be a walk in the park...

Patience everyone. Perhaps he's CHANNELING his efforts to bring YOU TUBES and tubes of helpful info. One day MILLIONS will appreciate this.

#MagicMike4prez #wouldntpissonhisteethifhisgumswereonfire

He gets it.
 
Just another example of how all smug, backhanded sissies are what's wrong with humanity. Do us all a favor and run into a sword or something.

That is if ya'll can hear up there in your ivory towers. Jenga's a dangerous game
 
Soooo a Toyota tech ain't good enough to do a timing belt nor axle seal (both of which he knocked them on) but you gamble on the guts of a 812 piece intricately designed hydroelectromechanical machine?

Sort of both sides of your mouth, no?
Are we dumb and useless, or are we your life savers?

It's all good. Keep racking up that millennial debt, making terrible life choices, and fortifying why I should have born in western times. Then we'd just duel.

Follow?
 
It continues...

Wait, 2 TWELVE HOUR days??? Wtf??

I mean the one guy is a piece of shit millennial who clearly has no concept of how valuable time is (For shits sake, wasted 4 years on college and ended up having a job a 16 year old can get) so I understand why HE doesn't mind...

But for the other guy time is of the essence. (Doesn't have a lot of time left if you know what I mean...) You lost 2 full days because of your pride. That's expensive. I'm glad you were able to weasel your way out of responsibility though. A true testament to modern day integrity.

So glad you're on our front line of public service. Waste of organic matter.
 
It continues...

Wait, 2 TWELVE HOUR days??? Wtf??

I mean the one guy is a piece of shit millennial who clearly has no concept of how valuable time is (For shits sake, wasted 4 years on college and ended up having a job a 16 year old can get) so I understand why HE doesn't mind...

But for the other guy time is of the essence. (Doesn't have a lot of time left if you know what I mean...) You lost 2 full days because of your pride. That's expensive. I'm glad you were able to weasel your way out of responsibility though. A true testament to modern day integrity.

So glad you're on our front line of public service. Waste of organic matter.
What in the world is this?
 
Just a dude tryin to troll... But the other guy doesn't even really know or care...

Soooo mostly just drunken amusement for myself
 
Goddamnit. Never ends with this guy.

So when someone has direct professional experience for over a decade it's totally negated and shat upon. However he can quote INDIRECT professional experience and sends it out like gospel.

I swear man, if I ever see this dude I'm probably gonna flip my shit. And all these damn sheep are fooled.

The herd needs thinnin'
 
I prefer sociopath good sir. Psychopaths tend to be less organized, less planned and more reactive.

My motives are of a grand scheme


....and drunkenness
 

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