Right. Because if we want to play this to the logical conclusion, why not accept bitcoin?
I guess for some folk, $60 is quite a lot of money. But hey, Florida people do Florida things.
As for high road, you sounded needier than a reality tv show wife. In the time it took me to go to work, get through a few meetings, and check my phone, I had 3 messages from you, in which you managed to go through all ten stages of grief somehow.
I also wonder how the logic works out that you (seller) were worried about me putting my own info on a check to you, and wanting me (buyer) to have better protection against you, lol.
Not to mention many good banks don't like PayPal, and so they put up barriers against linking accounts, etc. But getting into that would make too much sense.
Good luck selling -- hope the urgency is worth it. Don't let that $60 of pure, cold, hard cash burn a hole in your pocket!