Sorry to see that. Hope there were no injuries.
My 2001 had a CEL for years due to an evap condition (I forget the code). VSC and TRAC lights both on always. I spent time and money trying to chase it down, including gas caps, O2 sensors, etc. with no success. Not sure if things are different on subsequent gens.
I think y=mx+b is right - the computer knows something is up. The better choice in that case is probably to let you know those systems are compromised by disabling and putting lights on the dash, especially if the computer can't confirm they're working correctly.
In the case of my 2001, I finally discovered the cause for the evap condition when I was filling with gas one day. I looked below the truck and saw gas running down the sides of the tank and onto the concrete. Apparently a gap had formed where the filler neck joins the tank.
Also, traction control CAUSED a loss of control in my case one time (before the above-mentioned problem). I was unaware that I was on ice, and was under mild acceleration. The traction control knew it was slick, and kicked on, then off, and started my tail drifting. I ended up driving into a cornfield.