paulndot
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I saw this online somewhere - wish I could take credit - it's pretty damn funny!
The Toyota 4Runner does not actually burn fuel. It accepts it as a sacrifice.
The large hadron collider is actually an experiment to find out what the 4Runner is made of.
The reason Toyota used a Tundra instead of a 4Runner to tow the shuttle was that the 4Runner would've ripped the landing gear off.
The 4Runner does not actually drive. It rotates the Earth to your desired position.
The 4Runner's window sticker lists William Wallace's entire speech from Braveheart.
Chuck Norris was conceived and born in the back of a 4Runner.
The Toyota 4Runner does not actually burn fuel. It accepts it as a sacrifice.
The large hadron collider is actually an experiment to find out what the 4Runner is made of.
The reason Toyota used a Tundra instead of a 4Runner to tow the shuttle was that the 4Runner would've ripped the landing gear off.
The 4Runner does not actually drive. It rotates the Earth to your desired position.
The 4Runner's window sticker lists William Wallace's entire speech from Braveheart.
Chuck Norris was conceived and born in the back of a 4Runner.
