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soooooooo i couldn't help myself. i did this to a few friends. and i did it with ones i havnt talked to yet today.

this one lives in ny

me: so when can i tap that?
her: .....
me: eh?
her: that was just really random
me: i know, so?
her: so nothing.... im in love with my tattoo...
me :i meant so as in can i?
her: if i ever see you
me: oh you will...

anyone know cheap flights to ny?



me: so when can i tap that?
her: uhm?
me: .....?
-no response for 20 min-
me: eh?
her: are you being serious?
me: depends on your answer
her: no it doesnt... are you being serious!?
me: mayyyybe
-no response-


me: so when can i tap that?
her: ur serious?
me: .....
her: so when can i tap that... ur serious?
me: its just a question
her: why would you ask me something like that?
me: cause its funny
her: your a dork thats not funny
me: haha yes it is... but can i?
her: um no not right now not with ?s like that, that is so disrespectful
- and i decided to stop texting -
talk about laaaame.

me: so when can i tap that?
her: tap what?
me: you of course
her: umm... i dont know
me: .....
her: that was the most random question ever
me: haha true, but you didnt answer it
her: yeah i did
me: idk isnt an answer darling
her: sorry... when do you want to? lol
me: whenever you want



woooo so i am 2 for 4! but why is it that no one takes me seriously?
i will probably go through my contacts and do more. that was interesting.
 
2 more...

me:hey can i ask you a question?
her: sure
me: can i tap that?
her: um. excuse me?
me: .....
her: no gabe, you cannot tap that.

damn....

me: can i tap that?
her: no.
me: damn.... didnt even think about it haha
her: lol you are drunk. <--- ouch! thats cold

btw i am not drunk... yet.
 
how can anyone say no to this ------>
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I'm gonna say that I've spent a few hours reading the original one, on page 30 now. Thanks so much for posting, I have something to do now! Oh, ****. I had homework didn't I? 0_0 I have this hot Spanish teacher with dat ass, dat face and dem jugs, but don't have her number so I can't try XD Subscribing to this thread for sure.
 
Dusty Driftwood said:
I guess I don't get it, cause that's the dumbest thing I've ever read.
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Jeff and I are (edit:both, lol) married, he has a little one on the way, I have a 4 month old. Maybe I'm stepping on his toes but I think we'd both end up paying child support if our wives caught us playing this game lol.

Speaking for me though I have a fantastic sense of humor. Ha ha

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Edit: Sh!t that sounded gay, I meant we're both dudes that are married to chicks lol.
 
zstampe said:
Jeff and I are (edit:both, lol) married, he has a little one on the way, I have a 4 month old. Maybe I'm stepping on his toes but I think we'd both end up paying child support if our wives caught us playing this game lol.

Speaking for me though I have a fantastic sense of humor. Ha ha

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Edit: Sh!t that sounded gay, I meant we're both dudes that are married to chicks lol.
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I have a great sense of humor and I love bacon. I just hate the idea of child support as Zach so eloquently put it. I guess when I was younger it would have been funnier. Of course, we didn't have text messaging back then so there was more of a chance of getting slapped across the face for pulling antics like that...
 
This is some funny stuff! I dare not do this...most of my female contacts are quite psychotic, and have been dormant. This could be like pissing off Vesuvius!
 
Does it count if shes already putting out?

Me: hey babe quick question.
Her: whats up?
Me: when can I tap that?
Her: well you're still taking me out to dinner tomorrow right?
Me: Hell yeah, but that doesn't answer my question.
Her: get your ass over here :)

Woot.
 
I not sure this is my kind of comedy either but I found this one on the original site and got a chuckle out of it:

me: heyy, i have a question
her: **** you, i told you never to text me again
 
best friend from college with whom I've gone toes to the sky with a few time before...

Me: So....
Her: What's up cutie pie?
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Stupid
Me: I don't see how that answers my question
Her: I don't see why you're asking that question. :)
Me: ...Still not an answer ;)
Her: You sure didn't ask last time.
Me: I didn't have to
Her: So why are you now?
Me: Because I'm trying to be polite
Her: By asking to "tap that"?
Me: Indeed
Her: ugh, I do need a break from this f'ing homework (she's currently in Naval Post Grad School)
Her: How fast can you be here...I have needs


wow, this is quite entertaining. Mind you, I am happily married so this was strictly for experimental purposes only :fro:
 
McFly2003 said:
best friend from college with whom I've gone toes to the sky with a few time before...

Me: So....
Her: What's up cutie pie?
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Stupid
Me: I don't see how that answers my question
Her: I don't see why you're asking that question. :)
Me: ...Still not an answer ;)
Her: You sure didn't ask last time.
Me: I didn't have to
Her: So why are you now?
Me: Because I'm trying to be polite
Her: By asking to "tap that"?
Me: Indeed
Her: ugh, I do need a break from this f'ing homework (she's currently in Naval Post Grad School)
Her: How fast can you be here...I have needs


wow, this is quite entertaining. Mind you, I am happily married so this was strictly for experimental purposes only :fro:
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PLAYA PLAYA!!!!
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McFly2003 said:
best friend from college with whom I've gone toes to the sky with a few time before...

Me: So....
Her: What's up cutie pie?
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Stupid
Me: I don't see how that answers my question
Her: I don't see why you're asking that question. :)
Me: ...Still not an answer ;)
Her: You sure didn't ask last time.
Me: I didn't have to
Her: So why are you now?
Me: Because I'm trying to be polite
Her: By asking to "tap that"?
Me: Indeed
Her: ugh, I do need a break from this f'ing homework (she's currently in Naval Post Grad School)
Her: How fast can you be here...I have needs


wow, this is quite entertaining. Mind you, I am happily married so this was strictly for experimental purposes only :fro:
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So when your wife finds out and leaves your ass will you be parting your 4runner out or selling it as is?
 
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