4route said:
at least i don't make people want to tear out my uterus through my face!!
(wait, i guess for people who haven't read that comment of yours, the statement i just made is going to sound horrible) ...
If you keep using that comment it's gonna make you look like a lunatic, sane people don't say things like that, your suppost to keep it for special times like :bash:
Hey in your post when you went into the Toyota dealer and spoke with that women you actually could have pulled a uterus out of her, that would be an actual 1st, I'd be impressed

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Oh and I had a friend who flipped out in a Ford dealer cause they bent the frame on his Cobra, it was a 2003, it was his 2nd 1 cause the 1st had issues and they where like give us your insurance info and our body shop will fix it once you pay the deposite, he is a calm guy and it takes a lot to piss him off but he convinced them to give him a new cobra, all I know is he told the lady he would remove her mole before he let them use his insurance for their mistake, somehow they where like lets just start the paper work and we will get you into a new cobra in about an hour.
Funniest part was his 2 friends where with him and everytime the dealer was like what can we do to fix your car he would go outside scream, punch and head bunt the dumpster

funniest thing was the people in the dealer where sweating in an ice cold AC room, his 2 friends could not stop laughing cause the service people looked like they crapped their pants
These guys have the best stories something about a story that starts with do you know what it feels like to be waken up by a sprinkler and your naked, then the end of the story is that ladys front lawn was comfortable and she made good pancakes
