I got a new toy

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So this happened...

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About a month ago I was on a work trip to the middle of nowhere, the guy I was down there to train and work with had a 2016 RZR XP 1000. I got a chance to take a good close look at one for the first time, I don't think I had ever seen one in person prior to that point. It was beefier that I expected, it was an impressive machine.

So that weekend we took it out to play on Saturday and Sunday, I drove his RZR and him and a couple of his riding buddies were on dirt bikes. We went ripping across the desert and then up into the mountains. We took a steep rugged narrow trail up the mountain covered in loose dirt and rocks and it handled like a champ. Hell it handled it in RWD. The capability was insane, it'll do more than most trucks and at 2-3 times the speed. It the most fun I've ever had in anything with an engine. It's a drift machine RWD, it'll rock crawl in AWD, and it's was perfectly happy sailing through the air. I was hooked. If you're interested we ran with GoPros https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGrbtU1CZPg

So I starting reading, researching, and reading some more. I eventually determined what I wanted and then went to work trying to convince the purchasing committee. Once we went and test drove one at a dealer on their little dirt test route my wife was convinced. A few days later I picked up a new trailer and that next weekend we went back and bought it.

2017 Polaris RZR XP 1000 EPS

Some specs - 29" tires, 18" of rear suspension travel, 16" of front suspension travel, 13" of ground clearance, 110hp 1000cc 2 cylinder 4 stroke, dual overhead cams, electronic fuel injection, 4 valves per cylinder, individual throttle bodies, CVT type transmission and selectable High and Low range gearing plus a switch for on demand AWD, 1,369 lb dry weight, 9.5 gallon fuel tank.


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We took it out for the first time yesterday to start breaking it in. I broe for a bit then pulled over and had my wife drive, next thing you know she's ripping around at 30-35 mph on narrow rocky bench cut trail in the side of a mounting grinning ear to ear. She HATED going on offroad trails with me in the 4Runner but she loved the RZR.

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Nice toy. Suggest you check out your tongue weight - doesn't look right. Insufficient TW makes for bad towing experience.
 
The tongue weight is fine, that area of the parking lot is a substantial uphill. It did great pulling it up into the mountains.
 
Awesome congrats!

The only weak link in those is the CVT transmission belt I believe. My neighbor has one and he changed the CVT belt a few times already. But he beats the crap out of it. He climbed a vertical building wall just to make the thing flip over. Idiot!
 
You look familiar...were you working in the east coast for a few weeks over the summer?
 
Those things will do anything a $250,000 buggy can do, at a fraction of the price. I spent a buttload of money converting my FJ Cruiser to a very serious SAS'd offroad machine. The whole time I was thinking I could buy a Razor, do the same trails and also save a bunch of money. At this point I'm thinking I should have listened to myself.
 
That's awesome! Those things are a lot of fun. Don't want to sound like a nanny but it makes me cringe when I see people in those things without helmets. Just a branch to the head at 30mph could kill you. If you rolled and hit your head on a rock...not good. Anyway, I'm jelly. Enjoy your new toy.
 
Those things will do anything a $250,000 buggy can do, at a fraction of the price. I spent a buttload of money converting my FJ Cruiser to a very serious SAS'd offroad machine. The whole time I was thinking I could buy a Razor, do the same trails and also save a bunch of money. At this point I'm thinking I should have listened to myself.

Well, if you ever roll it, you'll be glad you're in an SUV.
 
Those things will do anything a $250,000 buggy can do, at a fraction of the price. I spent a buttload of money converting my FJ Cruiser to a very serious SAS'd offroad machine. The whole time I was thinking I could buy a Razor, do the same trails and also save a bunch of money. At this point I'm thinking I should have listened to myself.

I see what your saying but I just think that RZRs are just too expensive for what they are. Don't get me wrong, I like them a lot but I can't justify buying one especially when I can get a decent jeep for $2500(or around that). Then again maybe in a couple years when used ones depreciate a bit more I'll get one.
 
Congrats! I've considered getting one myself. At least if I break it out somewhere, I still have my 4runner to get to work and home. If I break the 4runner, then I'm in a pickle. They really go just about everywhere with ease.

I agree with double checking the tongue weight, most of the weight is in the rear on these.

I also agree with wearing helmets when driving one. Another thing is, if and when you roll it, don't try to grab the roll bar and brace yourself. Hold on tight to the Oh Sh!t handle or the seat belt. We just had a guy around here lose his entire hand by grabbing onto the roll bar. I would look into better seat harnesses and a real roll bar.
 
Tons of roll over protection now too :noidea:

After the helmet comments I thought I'd try to troll a bit and post that picture and see what kind of comments I'd get... surprisingly after a few days not much.

Truth is we always use helmets, road biking, mountain biking, skiing, etc. we have and wear dirt bike helmets in the RZR, she just took hers off for a couple pics.

The cage unbolts, to store it for winter I took the top of the cage off so I could park it in the garage on the trailer and only have it take up 1 parking spot (versus RZR on one side and trailer on the other). With the cage on its 6.5" to tall to clear the garage door opening while on the trailer.

I am surprised I didn't get more comments, either it was too obvious that it wasn't real or people are too polite to say "you're going to kill yourself dumbass."
 
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The cage unbolts, to store it for winter I took the top of the cage off so I could park it in the garage on the trailer and only have it take up 1 parking spot (versus RZR on one side and trailer on the other). With the cage on its 6.5" to tall to clear the garage door opening while on the trailer.

I am surprised I didn't get more comments, either it was too obvious that it wasn't real or people are too polite to say "you're going to kill yourself dumbass."
lol! Man I'm happy you were joking.

The sad thing is there is probably people in this world that would drive it like that!
 

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