MaliciousClout
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You find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4
> inches deep.
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> 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
> roller blades, they can ignite.
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> 3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
> restaurant.
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> 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
> strong enough to rot ate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a
> Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can,
> to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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> 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When
> using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few
> times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long
> way.
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> 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball
> hit by a ceiling fan.
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> 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too
> late.
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> 8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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> 9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
> 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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> 10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old
> Boy.
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> 11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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> 12. Super glue is forever.
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> 13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't
> walk on water.
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> 14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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> 15. V CR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials
> show
> they do.
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> 16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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> 17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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> 18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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> 19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not
> like
> ovens.
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> 20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
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> 21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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> 22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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> 23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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> 24. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or
> without kids.
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> 25. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4
> inches deep.
>
>
>
> 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
> roller blades, they can ignite.
>
>
>
> 3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
> restaurant.
>
>
>
> 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
> strong enough to rot ate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a
> Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can,
> to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
>
>
>
> 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When
> using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few
> times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long
> way.
>
>
>
> 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball
> hit by a ceiling fan.
>
>
>
> 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too
> late.
>
>
>
> 8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
>
>
>
> 9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
> 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
>
>
>
> 10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old
> Boy.
>
>
>
> 11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
>
>
>
> 12. Super glue is forever.
>
>
>
> 13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't
> walk on water.
>
>
>
> 14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
>
>
>
> 15. V CR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials
> show
> they do.
>
>
>
> 16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
>
>
>
> 17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
>
>
>
> 18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
>
>
>
> 19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not
> like
> ovens.
>
>
>
> 20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
>
>
>
> 21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
>
>
>
> 22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
>
>
>
> 23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
>
>
>
> 24. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or
> without kids.
>
>
>
> 25. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
