1995.5 Toyota 4-Runner Limited
Miles...Lots...Over 200k...but not sure of actual
3.4 Liter V6 (not the original motor 'cause it was not powerful enough to get in real trouble..)
4WD (but missing front prop shaft)
AUTOMATIC Transmission
Forest Green
Small lift, oversized tires, aftermarket aluminum rims
This was originally a Limited 4-runner so the seats are leather and it has power windows, power door locks, moon roof. The A/Cis all there but is in-op as is the cruise control. Basically this truck was converted from a 3.0 Liter to a newer, more powerful 3.4 sometime in its past.
$4000
Here's the deal, kids:
This is a Toyota 4-Runner. It started life as a luxury SUV but is now a no none-sense off-road machine. It has a lift kit, big tires, wind noise, and character.
All of these are GOOD things.
It is not new, it is not pristine, it is used. This will be apparent in the pictures.
If you do not own a toolbox, have never changed your own oil, and are scared of firearms: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you have been posting on facebook all about how excited you are for pumpkin latte season: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you get offended easy and often, whine to your co-workers, and ***** a lot: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you own a bieber album, white oakleys, affliction t-shirts, or those candy-assed stitched-pocket jeans: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you consider the 2nd Amendment an anachronistic relic and have never owned a firearm: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If, however, you have BALLS OF STEEL and consider adverse weather an excuse to do stupid shit: THIS IS YOUR 4-RUNNER.
Do you laugh at danger, and tempt fate?
Have you ever uttered the words, "Hold my beer and watch this ..."?
While bored at work do you pick targets at random and think, "I could hit that from here with the .22 ..."?
Have any of your friends quit hanging out because you were too much fun?
Do you have the number of a friend with cash memorized for bail?
When you pass an abandoned flatbed farm truck along a fenceline do you consider taking on another project?
Do you own a service manual for every vehicle you ever owned?
Do you still miss your first ride?
Can you carry on a two hour conversation discussing tools, scars, and hi-lift jacks?
Remember when tool companies had the balls to put half-naked beauty queens on their calendars?
Do you consider the Prius an abominable affront to the Gods of displacement, torque, and All Mighty Internal Combustion?
If you answered in the affirmative to the preceding: THIS IS YOUR 4-RUNNER.
