Life's Little Nuisances
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My list:
- last square on roll of toilet paper (and the person before doesn't bother replacing it)
- no soap in soap dispenser
- no more paper toilet seat covers in public bathroom (a.k.a. ass gaskets)
- those damn BIC pens that always break and ooze too much ink
- the little tab on phone cords that keep the cord snapped in but break (pick up the receiver and the cord comes flying out)
- dead light bulbs (especially replacing one in the dark)
- overfilled paper hole puncher and it jams, you try to fix it only to spill all the crap everywhere
- Windex bottles than won't spray but instead leak all over your hand (worst with Armor All)
- that 8 hot dogs and 12 hot dog buns in a package thing
- the SNOOZE button, life's best and worst invention
- going to Target and always ending up with the shopping cart with one f'd up wheel
- rolling over or sitting on a bunch of keys poking out of a key ring (especially the long 4runner key)
- accidently stepping on your kids' legos with bare feet
- accidently kneeling on uncooked rice grains
- those oldschool band-aids with the red open draw string - crap never worked
- try to wrap something in plastic wrap only to have it cling completely to itself, you end up trying to unwrap the wrap
- the battery door tab breaking on your remote, now have to use tape to keep it shut
- opening plastic blister packaging, end up with flesh wounds on your hands
- eating Captain Crunch cereal which lacerates the roof of your mouth
- trying to squeeze the last bit of toothpaste from an almost empty tube
- running out of dental floss and trying to floss with like a one-inch long strand
- opening a can of corned beef with that metal key and the key breaks
- refrigerator's ice dispenser always gives you a crapload of ice in your glass
- the umbrella with one broken/uncovered spoke - just makes you look pathetic
- opening really tight shrink wrap
- blowing your nose and the snot just rips right through the tissue paper and onto your hands
- vending machines that spit your decrepid dollar bills back at you (I find this one strangely insulting for some reason)
- vending machines that just let your coins fall right back through the little coin return thingy
- dropping your m&m's or what not on the floor of a movie theater and hearing them roll down towards the very front (more of a stupid motor function problem)
- toilet paper breaking in mid-wipe
I'll post more as it comes by
- last square on roll of toilet paper (and the person before doesn't bother replacing it)
- no soap in soap dispenser
- no more paper toilet seat covers in public bathroom (a.k.a. ass gaskets)
- those damn BIC pens that always break and ooze too much ink
- the little tab on phone cords that keep the cord snapped in but break (pick up the receiver and the cord comes flying out)
- dead light bulbs (especially replacing one in the dark)
- overfilled paper hole puncher and it jams, you try to fix it only to spill all the crap everywhere
- Windex bottles than won't spray but instead leak all over your hand (worst with Armor All)
- that 8 hot dogs and 12 hot dog buns in a package thing
- the SNOOZE button, life's best and worst invention
- going to Target and always ending up with the shopping cart with one f'd up wheel
- rolling over or sitting on a bunch of keys poking out of a key ring (especially the long 4runner key)
- accidently stepping on your kids' legos with bare feet
- accidently kneeling on uncooked rice grains
- those oldschool band-aids with the red open draw string - crap never worked
- try to wrap something in plastic wrap only to have it cling completely to itself, you end up trying to unwrap the wrap
- the battery door tab breaking on your remote, now have to use tape to keep it shut
- opening plastic blister packaging, end up with flesh wounds on your hands
- eating Captain Crunch cereal which lacerates the roof of your mouth
- trying to squeeze the last bit of toothpaste from an almost empty tube
- running out of dental floss and trying to floss with like a one-inch long strand
- opening a can of corned beef with that metal key and the key breaks
- refrigerator's ice dispenser always gives you a crapload of ice in your glass
- the umbrella with one broken/uncovered spoke - just makes you look pathetic
- opening really tight shrink wrap
- blowing your nose and the snot just rips right through the tissue paper and onto your hands
- vending machines that spit your decrepid dollar bills back at you (I find this one strangely insulting for some reason)
- vending machines that just let your coins fall right back through the little coin return thingy
- dropping your m&m's or what not on the floor of a movie theater and hearing them roll down towards the very front (more of a stupid motor function problem)
- toilet paper breaking in mid-wipe
I'll post more as it comes by
kregg
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a couple more... the little plastic peice on the end of your shoelace that seems to dissappear as soon as your shoelace is ripped out of the hole!
getting in trouble for standing in an emergency exit- if there is an emergency, wouldn't you go out the emergency exit too???
a couple more... the little plastic peice on the end of your shoelace that seems to dissappear as soon as your shoelace is ripped out of the hole!
getting in trouble for standing in an emergency exit- if there is an emergency, wouldn't you go out the emergency exit too???
Won't have to worry about this one much longer -- check this out.kregg said:
