Local Snowplow Guy Ruins Winter Olympics

[Fuzion]

VANCOUVER—The 2010 Winter Olympics were postponed indefinitely Friday morning after snowplow operator Dominic Wondolowski arrived on the scene Thursday night, a snowplow affixed to his 1994 Ford F-150, and proceeded to clear out nearly all of the snow from every Olympic venue. "Can't believe V-DOT isn't on this yet," said Wondolowski, referring to the Vancouver Department of Transportation as he plowed Whistler Olympic Park's cross-country skiing course and spread road salt along the halfpipe. "I think I pretty much got all of it, including the driveways and the slick stretch on that mountain with all the flags sticking out of it. Gotta make sure kids can get to school safe in the morning." The 63-year-old Wondolowski reportedly does not get paid for his services.


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[GRIMACE]

We actually have to have snow to plow to believe this. Its been 15degrees up up here the past few days. The whole city is a party.

Interesting fact though. NBC broadcasted the Russia game instead of the USA-Canada game on sunday. Whats up with that?

Right now Oprah Whinfrey on while the US plays the Swiss.

 

[Jed]

We actually have to have snow to plow to believe this. Its been 15degrees up up here the past few days. The whole city is a party.

Interesting fact though. NBC broadcasted the Russia game instead of the USA-Canada game on sunday. Whats up with that?

Right now Oprah Whinfrey on while the US plays the Swiss.

I've noticed that different parts of the Olympics are on NBC, MSNBC, and even CNBC. Is the USA/Canada game on one of the other NBC channels?

 

[RonMAIDEN]

Just watched USA beat the Swiss 2-0 on NBC here and the Canada/US game was on MSNBC over the weekend.