Offical 3rd gen BS thread

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idk i think its ok to have rules, but idk as long as you arent making personal attack then i dont see the issue, if your offended you shouldnt be reading(looking) at this, after all this is the B.S. thread... relax, and take a joke...

i wish i could link some of the more childish threads here, like that one guy saying his 4runner was "spunky" and and the one about roof racks where COB got a three day ban for going off the deep end on my when i was a newb... lol good times
 
I wanna go on a plane somewhere, its been 2 years since ive been on a plane or taken a vacation, this blows.
 
I just vomited into a glass of water. It was sitting there for like a day and a half near the computer. It is dark in the room, and after a ****load of Scotch (yeah, me again) I was thirsty, so I took a sip. Well it tasted like **** and I threw up into the glass.

That's when i notice a Febreeze automatic freshener above the glass that was moved to keep away from our little troll of a son. It's been sparying every 15 minutes over the glass for the last day and a half.
 
I just vomited into a glass of water. It was sitting there for like a day and a half near the computer. It is dark in the room, and after a ****load of Scotch (yeah, me again) I was thirsty, so I took a sip. Well it tasted like **** and I threw up into the glass.

That's when i notice a Febreeze automatic freshener above the glass that was moved to keep away from our little troll of a son. It's been sparying every 15 minutes over the glass for the last day and a half.

lol hoe lee sheet ! i almost crap myself
 
I just vomited into a glass of water. It was sitting there for like a day and a half near the computer. It is dark in the room, and after a ****load of Scotch (yeah, me again) I was thirsty, so I took a sip. Well it tasted like **** and I threw up into the glass.

That's when i notice a Febreeze automatic freshener above the glass that was moved to keep away from our little troll of a son. It's been sparying every 15 minutes over the glass for the last day and a half.


enjoy your cancer haha
 
so yesterday i was ****ing this ****ed ***** but my **** just **** itself i try to **** and **** all i can but **** just wondent ****ing **** to the fullest and **** and mother****ers started to **** to **** and my **** started to ****ing **** and **** and **** i was like wt**** and ****ted myself and **** and ****ed and **** and ****ed all i had to go home after that
 
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so yesterday i was ****ing this ****ed ***** but my **** just **** itself i try to **** and **** all i can but **** just wondent ****ing **** to the fullest and **** and mother****ers started to **** to **** and my **** started to ****ing **** and **** and **** i was like wt**** and ****ted myself and **** and ****ed and **** and ****ed all i had to go home after that

****.
 
so yesterday i was ****ing this ****ed ***** but my **** just **** itself i try to **** and **** all i can but **** just wondent ****ing **** to the fullest and **** and mother****ers started to **** to **** and my **** started to ****ing **** and **** and **** i was like wt**** and ****ted myself and **** and ****ed and **** and ****ed all i had to go home after that

was this off an episode of cops or jerry springer?
 
This was total Crap day.


I was nailing 2x4 forms together to make a concrete sidewalk. I kneeled down onto the ground pounding some stakes into the ground. It was bright and hot and i wasn't paying attention.

I kneeled down onto a fire ant hill. I was on it for a minute or so, I look down and my knee is covered with hundreds of fire ants.

I got bit multiple times and i am still inflamed. I can't feel my knee or my shin.

Which brings me up to the last 2 post. I have'nt said so many curse words since Obamma was elected.
 
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This was total Crap day.


I was nailing 2x4 forms together to make a concrete sidewalk. I kneeled down onto the ground pounding some stakes into the ground. It was bright and hot and i wasn't paying attention.

I kneeled down onto a fire ant hill. I was on it for a minute or so, I look down and my knee is covered with hundreds of fire ants.

I got bit multiple times and i am still inflamed. I can't feel my knee or my shin.

Which brings me up to the last 2 post. I have'nt said so many curse words since Obamma was elected.

OH that is awesome. I love popping the little zits from where the bits were for whatever reason.
 
I was in Basic Training (more like summer camp) at Ft. Jackson, SC, and we did a 3 day field exercise. I fell asleep the first night, and woke up the next morning with hundreds of bites from those bas****s. It was all over my back, neck, arms legs, everywhere. Oh man it SUCKED!! Ft. Jackson was absolutely infested!! You could walk up to any part of the ground anywhere, and thump it with you hand, and just watch as they surfaced. It was insane, everyone was bit up, we had to stop the exercise early because of it.
 
I was in Basic Training (more like summer camp) at Ft. Jackson, SC, and we did a 3 day field exercise. I fell asleep the first night, and woke up the next morning with hundreds of bites from those bas****s. It was all over my back, neck, arms legs, everywhere. Oh man it SUCKED!! Ft. Jackson was absolutely infested!! You could walk up to any part of the ground anywhere, and thump it with you hand, and just watch as they surfaced. It was insane, everyone was bit up, we had to stop the exercise early because of it.

oh you poor guys livin the rough life at relaxin jackson... :violin:So Gay
 
oh you poor guys livin the rough life at relaxin jackson... :violin:So Gay

Jackson is a perfect example on how the Army is doing it wrong. Everything is done at a female pace. I hated it! I wish I went to Ft. Sill for basic. Sorry, females shouldn't be in the Army...period! The worst, is having a split tail in charge. They feel like they something to prove.

That's why I called it summer camp. What a fuquing joke.
 
Jackson is a perfect example on how the Army is doing it wrong. Everything is done at a female pace. I hated it! I wish I went to Ft. Sill for basic. Sorry, females shouldn't be in the Army...period! The worst, is having a split tail in charge. They feel like they something to prove.

That's why I called it summer camp. What a fuquing joke.

oh theres nothing wrong with females in the army, i know a few of them id take over a lot of "men"...

whats your mos? pay grade? how long have you been in for?
 
I went to basic at Jackson too...not one bite...even slept on the ground bite free...maybe difference in time of year....

And to you who think that females shouldnt be in the military "Shame the **** on you" you are generalizing all females in one catagory without considering that some might take pride in doing their jobs well or maintaining proffesionalism and/or trying to hold their own despite the negativity surrounding them from people like you...females might not be genetically or physically built the same as you or have the same obviously narrow mined mentality as you but have many things to offer in areas you maybe lacking in...isnt the idea to be strong as a whole and/or combined force therefore requiring a level of diversity which you dont believe should exist...I dont even know why Im validating your statement with a response but I am because I hear this ****ed up **** everyday from people like you and you wonder why females are such hard asses...hearing this crap makes me want to be a cold hearted nazi ***** but I have enough self restraint, integrity and moral obligation to know my place, rank and duty and do the best I can to treat others with the respect and decency that I want to be privy too despite the fact Im a "SPLIT TAIL"...where is the incentive to try and give you best effort when regardless of your occupational or physical output your always scrutinized or biasly catagorized...

Great moral booster *******
 

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