Guess what?: Head Gaskets
Just got my truck back from my local dealer after they replaced the head gaskets on both sides. To be clear, my motor was not overheating, it ran normal temp at all times. It was eating coolant, but not much. As tracyscram pointed out, the car is not going to declare its issue, you have to be a detective to figure it out. Reading over all these posts, I notice the exact same symptoms I had.
If you are baffled, and about to do something like a MAF, do yourself a favor and test for hydrocarbons in your coolant.
If it turns out that you have bad head gaskets, call toyota like I did. Stay calm, stay diplomatic, and they may just help you out. Toyota paid for all of my parts, and my rental car despite the fact that my 06 Sport v6 has 85k on it. Parts were 350, plus one week of a rental car adds up. I would have rather had them pay for all of it, but something is better than nothing.
Happy to report that its running great, and hopefully will continue to for longer than 85k more miles.