Rolex...Why I Need a Rolex!

[Thai]

I need to trade in my car to get more and more Rolexes!!

 

[sharp4runr]

That was what I've been doing wrong all these years!!!! :

 

[peter78]

I know "Sex" sells, but putting a guarantee on getting laid is a bit over the top. It kind of reminds me of a Harley commerical I just saw. It shows people on there first dates and the guy doesn't even get a kiss, BUT the guy with the Harley gets laid.

What ever happened to those subliminal messages? Now we say, buy one and your guaranteed to get laid.

By the way I own a Rolex, it is just a Submariner, not the OysterOpener, maybe that is why it doesn't work for me. :bouncy: :bouncy: :bonk:

 

[Mark86]

I have it even worse because I don't wear a watch to begin with. I feel my cell phone serves the prurpose. The only thing is I will have to sarcrafice a lot of 4Runner mods to get the money for the Rolex. Does it work if I buy a fake Rolex in Manhattan?

 

[Thai]

Does it work if I buy a fake Rolex in Manhattan?

Well, is there a difference between high-class prostitute and a stripper?? It's your choice.

 

[mikes4runner]

Thai thats a fake ad right

Rolex has more class then that....then again I bought my wife one for X-mas a couple years back and well at least it works for a little while

Mike

 

[Thai]

Yeah, it's a fake Ad.

 

[GatorGreg]

I need to trade in my car to get more and more Rolexes!!

I'd like to think that taking her for a drive in your G box would be all it takes to land you in her favorite spot

 

[Mafster]

Wonder how long one of those Rolexs are good for....

 

[olliebear]

How long did it take?

Thai thats a fake ad right

Rolex has more class then that....then again I bought my wife one for X-mas a couple years back and well at least it works for a little while

Mike

Ah, the Subbie...water tight to 1,000 feet, sealed sub hatch on the winding crown......great for those submarine races and other "water sports"......

 

[Sac State]

Shouldn't that be a woman's model Rolex?

The Rolex being used is a man's submariner. If I showed up home and opened a jewelry box containing a $5K man's Rolex, I probaly would get a slap across the face, not what is implied in this picture.