Sit or stand?

[SV_Dude]

Depends on the size of the deuce.

If it's a doppel or a trippel, there may not be room to sit.

If you know you're going in with a full tube of business then maybe it would be a good idea for some intermediate flushing.

 

[TheLast13]

Best use of the internet ever.

 

[Quatre Coureur]

Depends on the size of the deuce.

If it's a doppel or a trippel, there may not be room to sit.

In this case u must employ the 'courtesy flush'. :toilet3:

 

[Quatre Coureur]

How about when you shit in the shower, do you go in your hand and toss it in the toilet or do you mash it down the drain with you toes?

Are you a masher or a tosser?

First I find out ppl are standing up to do their 'paperwork', now ur telling me ppl are dropping deuces in the shower? Then tossing it like a chimp? This thread is truly a signpost on the road to the apocalypse... :yuck:

 

[Antman]

How about when you shit in the shower, do you go in your hand and toss it in the toilet or do you mash it down the drain with you toes?

Are you a masher or a tosser?

Seriously lol'd!

I would just sit on the drain and fill the pipe.:laugh:

 

[KidVermicious]

First I find out ppl are standing up to do their 'paperwork', now ur telling me ppl are dropping deuces in the shower? Then tossing it like a chimp? This thread is truly a signpost on the road to the apocalypse... :yuck:

I know, right? These are people you walk past on the street every day. They give you change at the 7-11. They deliver your mail. It's madness.

 

[Brique]

"Here I sit, broken hearted,
Came to shit, but only farted"

:worthless
(^this is the first time I've used this^)

"Later on I took a chance,
Tried to fart and shit my pants"

 

[MtnT4R]

I took a cert class last year, and after a few days of splitting us up into groups with other methods, the instructors had a new one: do you fold or bunch? It split the class of around 40 almost exactly in half. Pretty damn funny.

 

[CXS]

I'm flabbergasted that this is even a thing.

I'm flabbergasted that you would contribute to it. The fact that this is getting a mention anywhere is a large part of what's wrong with the internet. All this technology and people spend time on subjects like this, "liking" crap and cats.

Good grief. :rant:

 

[RunninInGA]

I'm flabbergasted that you would contribute to it. The fact that this is getting a mention anywhere is a large part of what's wrong with the internet. All this technology and people spend time on subjects like this, "liking" crap and cats.

Good grief. :rant:

Darn kids these days and such.

 

[RunninInGA]

I know, right? These are people you walk past on the street every day. They give you change at the 7-11. They deliver your mail. It's madness.

You shake hands with these people too.:attention:

 

[Hepar]

Edit: [MENTION=56396]Hepar[/MENTION] I'm right hand dominant. I wouldn't trust my left hand to handle either task. Once again, soap and water are my best friends sometimes.

Lol. I don't remember when it was, but it was early in my life when someone mentioned that people from India wipe with their opposite hand. After I thought about it, I quickly started teaching myself to.

I'm flabbergasted that you would contribute to it. The fact that this is getting a mention anywhere is a large part of what's wrong with the internet. All this technology and people spend time on subjects like this, "liking" crap and cats.

Good grief. :rant:

Um, ya know technology can be used for fun things too. Kinda like this forum. The people here aren't all trying to just do maintenance on their technology (their vehicles) to just get them to work and back. We use them to have a little *gasp* fun. And I hate to bust your balls too much, but the fact you responded to this thread means you contributed to it also.

 

[SV_Dude]

Lol. I don't remember when it was, but it was early in my life when someone mentioned that people from India wipe with their opposite hand. After I thought about it, I quickly started teaching myself to.

Most middle easterners wipe with their left hand and eat with their right. But a lot of them don't have soap and water readily available. In afghanistan and Iraq, the locals there saw it as an insult to wave to them with your left hand.

 

[Hepar]

Most middle easterners wipe with their left hand and eat with their right. But a lot of them don't have soap and water readily available. In afghanistan and Iraq, the locals there saw it as an insult to wave to them with your left hand.

My problem is I'm kind of a germaphobe, so I was doomed the second I heard it.

 

[hearno]

It's funny how some aspects of the human experience are universal regardless of who you are or where you're from.

 

[02SE]

Seriously lol'd!

I would just sit on the drain and fill the pipe.:laugh:

I would get out of the shower, and walk the few feet to the toilet..

 

[ndcent]

I was shrooming once in cook state forest and had to wipe with a leaf and got shit on my hand which weirded me out for a while.

 

[KidVermicious]

I would get out of the shower, and walk the few feet to the toilet..

That's just crazy talk.

 

[02SE]

It gets worse.. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

 

[Hepar]

It gets worse.. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Lol. Classic.