Sit or stand?

Sit or stand?

  • Sit

    Votes: 27 67.5%

  • Stand

    Votes: 13 32.5%
  • Total voters
    40
Little did I know that a post on my "This or That" thread would start a thread like this LOL.:thumb3:

Anyways I sit, wipe with my right hand, go from front to back, eat and shake with that same hand.

Did I miss any other questions in this thread?
 
SV_Dude said:
If you know you're going in with a full tube of business then maybe it would be a good idea for some intermediate flushing.
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I have been known to overflow Democrat eco-toilets. Unless I am familiar with the hardware I am utilizing, I am afraid that I'll be trapped on an overflowing rig.

Splashback is also a consideration...
 
LandCruiser said:
I have been known to overflow Democrat eco-toilets. Unless I am familiar with the hardware I am utilizing, I am afraid that I'll be trapped on an overflowing rig.

Splashback is also a consideration...
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Damn...now I know what it means to be a Progressive....

Your Shit don't Splash....:doh:
 
i may be able to help discover those who stand while wiping.

when i first came to college, i had 4 roommates, all but one were from Massachusetts, the other from New York. One day this topic came up, and all the mass guys, no relation, never knew each other prior, all stated they wiped standing up. this has led me to conclude that living in Massachusetts means you wipe standing up
 
you see...theres a fear of 'stuff' potentially touching the soiled rim or water.
I prefer a more controlled environment where one hand can do the spreading, and the other... well you know.
No better time to be ostracized from the forum than right now:
Ill be the first to go ahead and say Im a bit of a germaphobe, and I stand and it has worked out for 37 years.
 
LMR said:
Little did I know that a post on my "This or That" thread would start a thread like this LOL.:thumb3:

Anyways I sit, wipe with my right hand, go from front to back, eat and shake with that same hand.

Did I miss any other questions in this thread?
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Bunch or fold?

Answer carefully, this is going on your permanent record...
 
Limbwalker said:
you see...theres a fear of 'stuff' potentially touching the soiled rim or water.
I prefer a more controlled environment where one hand can do the spreading, and the other... well you know.
No better time to be ostracized from the forum than right now:
Ill be the first to go ahead and say Im a bit of a germaphobe, and I stand and it has worked out for 37 years.
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In 39 years of sitting to wipe, I have never once dunked my hand in the toilet water. You're a freak. :moon:
 
Sit, fold, wipe until there's no autograph left, front to back, left-hand dominant and use right hand to wipe.
 
Limbwalker said:
wasnt talking about my hand, dude. hahaha
Alright, moving on.
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A certain tune comes to mind here...

Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie then in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your balls hang low?
 
SV_Dude said:
A certain tune comes to mind here...

Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie then in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your balls hang low?
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That's not how we sang that in Boy Scouts. :shocked:
 
Since we're on the subject and all….. couldn't've said it better myself. :biggrin1:
 

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