Thai
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SPORTS COMMENTATOR SLIP-UPS
- "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them
serious."(AlanMinter)
-"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him." (New Zealand rugby commentator Murray Mexted)
- "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother." (Ted Walsh horse racing commentator)
- "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." (Winston Bennett)
- "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it,
which is identical." (Murray Walker - F1 racing commentator)
- "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and mother." (Greg Norman)
- "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same
thing again." (Terry Venables - Soccer Coach)
- "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew." (Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977)
- "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on
the field" (Metro Radio)
- "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the air for even longer." (David Acfield)
- "What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will you stay in
football?" (Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live)
- "And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class." (David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)
- "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them.....Oh my God! What have I just said?!!!" (US PGA Commentator)
- "For those of you who are watching in black and white, the blue is behind the brown." (Ted Lowe, Snooker commentator)
AND MY FAVORITE!!
a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to
have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too as they were laughing so hard!
- "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them
serious."(AlanMinter)
-"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him." (New Zealand rugby commentator Murray Mexted)
- "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother." (Ted Walsh horse racing commentator)
- "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." (Winston Bennett)
- "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it,
which is identical." (Murray Walker - F1 racing commentator)
- "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and mother." (Greg Norman)
- "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same
thing again." (Terry Venables - Soccer Coach)
- "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew." (Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977)
- "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on
the field" (Metro Radio)
- "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the air for even longer." (David Acfield)
- "What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will you stay in
football?" (Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live)
- "And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class." (David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)
- "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them.....Oh my God! What have I just said?!!!" (US PGA Commentator)
- "For those of you who are watching in black and white, the blue is behind the brown." (Ted Lowe, Snooker commentator)
AND MY FAVORITE!!
a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to
have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too as they were laughing so hard!
