Got bored and started searching ebay for random things... here it is, the winner of the "most re****ed thing on ebay" award.
Status, Money, Power - Proof - eBay (item 330418772253 end time Apr-08-10 08:13:00 PDT)
Status, Money, Power - Proof - eBay (item 330418772253 end time Apr-08-10 08:13:00 PDT)